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Heard Any Good Numbers Lately?

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Have you been there before? Sitting on the same bar stool, talking and listening to the same tired stories over and over, night after night. You'd all laugh together, thinking you're the only one depressed and miserable. Then a new fellow enters the bar. He orders a bourbon, of course, because this is  Kentucky. A young man off in the corner shouts, "15!" Everyone laughs and goes on drinking. So do you, until a tired looking old man at the bar, in a slurred voice, cries out, "94!" Do you laugh? Sure you do, because everyone else does. You've been here with them often. The stranger looks perplexed. "47!" Comes a voice from somewhere. Everyone roared with laughter, then sipped another sip. "Why do these people shout numbers, and why do people laugh?" he asked. The poor woman next to you lifts her head off the bar. "We all have heard the same stories and the same jokes so many times that the man in that booth over there assi...

Hey All Yinz: It's a Steelers Game Day for Me in a Bar

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* Yinz is a second-person plural pronoun used mainly in Western Pennsylvania English, most prominently in Pittsburgh....  -- Wikipedia It's Sunday; another day of NFL football. Sadly again, our local CBS affiliate thinks more people in the Louisville area want to watch the Colts than the Steelers -- even a Steelers-Bengals game like today's. I see more license plates and stickers announcing Steelers fandom around Louisville than, perhaps, every other team put together. The point is, when I can't watch the Steelers at home, I go to Buffalo Wild Wings, a chain of restaurant/bars that shows all games on large-screen TVs. I wear Steelers garb and enjoy that more people there are cheering for the Steelers than for anyone -- including the Colts. For the second time this season, my daughter is going with me. She likes football and inherited my Steelers DNA (I was born and raised near Pittsburgh). I don't know if she goes to watch the games or to keep an eye on me at the...