Corking the Bottle

[First published June 10, 2018] "I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home." "I never drink gin before breakfast." "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."      -- W.C. Fields, 1880-1946 Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does.      -- Anonymous

"I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home." "I never drink gin before breakfast." "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."      -- W.C. Fields, 1880-1946 Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does.      -- Anonymous