Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Sobriety

(Reprinted from my blog post August 12, 2018)

Am I really an alcoholic? Augh, come on! Are you?

Take this little test: "9 Signs of a functioning alcoholic"

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6XjguFZckA). It's a short YouTube video, so it doesn't take any effort.

Alas, I have or had all nine characteristics. Thank you, God, for helping me overcome my addiction, even if it is only for one day at a time.

The narration sounds to me a lot like Ludwig von Drake. What do you think?